For as long as I can remember, my father had red eyes after showering. I didn’t even think about it. One day as a teenager a friend slept over and in the morning she saw my dad dressed and ready for work, freshly showered, red-eyed. She asked him why his eyes were red and he simply said “shampoo.” She then very carefully and as respectfully as she could muster asked him why he didn’t close his eyes, and he laughed and said “what do you think, I’m an idiot? Closing my eyes in the shower! Sheesh!”
My dad did a lot of things that embarrassed me… But that one was prettttty high up there.
Edit: to everyone saying he was getting high, you have no idea how badly I wish that was the case.
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Christiana 3 year s ago
These are the people looting and rioting right now.
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Nat 3 year s ago
Christiana,
Not right now exactly. The Super Bowl isn't until February.
Not right now exactly. The Super Bowl isn't until February.
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Fenrisulven 3 year s ago
A colleague of me once asked if people have ever been riding dinosaurs or if the dinosaurs went extinct before humans came to be. Me, a former dinosaur kid, now an adult who tries to keep an eye on the latest news about dinosaur finds could not believe my ears. She is around 50 years old and have a masters degree. It made me realize that what I see as common knowledge may not be so. (or she's an idiot...)
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Rose 3 year s ago
My friends ex wife thought you could add sockets anywhere on wall because “the electricity lives in the wall, right?” This is a woman on £50k ($61k) pa 
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Antonia 3 year s ago
I got shot in the heart and lived to tell about it
Not right now exactly. The Super Bowl isn't until February.