19yo dude: “How do you cook a fried egg?”
Gave him instructions and left him to it. Came back a while later to ask how it went.
“Fine in the end but it took a few attempts because the yolk kept breaking.” “What do you mean kept breaking?” “Well, I kept throwing them away because I thought breaking the yolk made it poisonous.”
Not right now exactly. The Super Bowl isn't until February.