How?
I Got A Coupon Code For 30% Off Bluetooth Headphones That Ended Up Being 98% Off When I Entered The Code
Thanks For Having My Back Tinder, I Guess
Thanks For The Help, Siri
Scuber Diver
What The Hell Did I Do
Everything Is Good
Netflix, What Are You Trying To Do?
Cool Sign
Did My Dog Just Discover Teleportation?
Setting A Reminder
That's A Pretty Strong Password Policy
Merry Christmas
Homonyms Are Such A Bliss To Virtual Assistant
My School's Cafeteria Survey
Everything Is Broken
Guys, I Think I’m Addicted To Settings
I Think My Subway Is Trying To Tell Me Something
Firstly, Her Hair Is Right In My Face. Secondly, Where Is My Plane Going?
Yes Google, That’s Exactly How Bridges Work
Ah Yes The Ultimate Relaxation
I Was Driving, And My Phone Vibrated In My Pocket To Tell Me This
I Broke The Snapchat Filters. That’s All I Can Say
Same
And You’re Telling Me Now?
Fastest Driver
Scooter App Right Before The App Crashed. Behold The Rideable Cyclone
Wait, What?
I Don’t Really Know What To Say
Turnitin Marked The First Word Of This Sentence As Plagiarism
You Learn Something New Every Day
I Can't Use My Notes App For 3.5 Weeks Because I Used The Right Password
This Crystal Ball At A Harry Potter Exhibit
Believe It Or Not Google, There Are Hospitals Closer To My Location
That's My Jam
Chrome PDF Viewer Crashed While Printing A Document
Shrug Emoji? Sorry Mate, No Idea
Interesting Question
Oh No, My PC Ran Away
Found What Is Apparently The Fastest Bus In Existence On Google Maps: Seattle To Kyrgyzstan And Back To Seattle In Only 47 Minutes
My Microwave Is Disagreeing With Me Again
Google Thinks I'm Fit
At The Detroit Airport
Looks Pleasant Outside
This Is Getting Ridiculous
My Great-Grandmother’s Computer
Those Perfectly Rendered Dogs
Sad Face