Tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
Peanut butter in a squeezable pouch:
I've always wanted to brush my teeth with peanuts.
A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob like this:
If you had this as your MySpace profile pic, it meant you once smoked a cigarette.
And like this:
If you had this as your MySpace pic, it meant you once listened to Hawthorne Heights.
A sign that solely exists to stop people from wearing Healys:
You gotta draw the line somewhere.
Nooooow we're talkin'.
Mutant green ketchup:
This is still hard to believe, even now.
The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge GANSTA chain on:
A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
Not sure why a Nokia would need a case, but love it!
An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
More games should just be calendars.
A CatDog computer mouse:
Just what I always wanted.
A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
Pretty standard stuff here.
A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:
Shoes big enough to house a family of four:
Bigger than my freakin' apartment! Badda bing!
Mario selling GameBoys with a tribal tattoo:
Not a great look, Mario my man!
A Monster Energy flying V guitar:
This rips, not gonna lie.
A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
I would bowl every single day if I had this.
A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:
Literally the most diamond'd out phone in existence:
Feel like this would scratch your dang head up.
These absolutely ridiculous fries:
And with that, two people finally got their wish: blue fries.
Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
I spy some goop in the middle there!
A Wii disc that let's you stream Netflix:
An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
This is a good idea! Would not drive you insane at all! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Pringles with words on them, again for some reason:
Finally, am I right???
MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
Hope these make it to the Switch.
This looks ungodly. Truly dark-sided stuff.
Psychedelic cereal yogurt:
Helllll yea. You already know.
Shrek... waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
And, of course, green swamp goop!
A 50 Cent "Bulletproof" themed XBOX:
Been hoping and praying for a bulletproof XBOX for years.
A Hot Wheels themed computer:
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
That's it. That's the most 2000s thing there is.