"At least the wooden parts are still intact."
"Is this ceiling fan sad? Nope, it just melted from the heat."
"At least we still have electricity."
"Now you have to do the math on your own, good luck."
“It’s not Florida hot until your kayak melts.”
"Does insurance pay for melted cars? Asking for a friend..."
"If they melted a little more, these steps might become a ramp."
"We now need heat-proof ink for the street signs."
"This sun shade had one job to do, and it failed."
"Deleting is overrated anyway."
"At least it was the phone holder, and not the phone itself."
"It was so hot, the traffic cones gave up."
"Oh look, the dumpster got a tattoo!"
"Well, maybe this melted pen still works..."
"Lesson number one: don’t buy plastic blinds."
"Maybe staying inside was a better idea."
"The mailman now has one less place to go."
"Guess he had to leave the car in the parking lot. Forever."
"If you think this is a wet road, think again. It’s actually melted asphalt."
"No more privacy in this toilet!"
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