That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say… (17 GIFS)

Posted in INTERESTING       22 Jul 2020       2137       1

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"I grew up on a cattle farm. A woman about 15 years older than me (I was 16) asked me “after you cut off the meat from the cow, how long until it grows back so you can cut more?” I wish so badly that she was [email protected]#king with me."

She was not."

 

mycatsnameisrosie

 

3 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“Hell yes, bratwurst! Wait, do bratwursts have sausage in them? I’m allergic to sausage.”

 

doctor_why

 

4 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"I went to college in a small town and every Thursday they would have a mobile DMV. When I had to get my liscence renewed they were having trouble with the internet. The woman in charge instructed the other woman working there to “shake out all the wires because sometimes the information gets clogged up in them.”

 

_therewolf

 

5 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"My friend who was a senior in high school thought senior discounts would apply to him. It led to an incredibly awkward back and forth between a Taco Bell worker."

 

gopatsgo102

 

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6 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"During WWII history class, a girl actually thought the “Front line” was a piece of rope held by the troops."

 

Quimerino

 

7 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"Not me but my Dad has heard:

“I set out all these bird feeders and bird baths but not one bird comes to my yard. I bet it is all those pesticides that crop duster is laying down in the field” — local school board member, as they were standing in her 5 acre yard with 20 or more cats running around."

 

CTeam19

 

8 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"Coworker at my old job while we were setting up for Black Friday – “It’s pretty crazy that Black Friday actually falls on a Friday this year.”

 

LucSteelewalker

 

9 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“Does an egg get boiled before or after it comes out of the chicken?”

 

peterpooker

 

10 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"I was in line at a KFC when the guy in front of me asked, How many pieces of chicken are in a 15 piece bucket…"

 

TheSmithyy

 

11 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"Was leaving the theater after having watched Fellowship of the Ring, overheard a guy tell his friend “I don’t get it, how come it ended just like that?” and the friend replied “Tolkien wrote the 3rd already but he’s still working on the second.”"

 

coturnixxx

 

12 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“Phones don’t run on electricity, they run on batteries.”

-said in that condescending “Ugh, this is so obvious” voice

 

Vrathal

 

13 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“Earth is flat because if it would be round, then it would bounce.”

 

Jigleet

 

14 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“I don’t need to get vaccinated, my dad’s a chiropractor”

I hope he can massage the [email protected]#kin measles out of your bones you nut. She also thought that dinosaur bones were “planted there”

 

SgtSaucepan

 

15 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"A customer at a restaurant, after asking for a vegan menu and staring at it for 10 minutes asking; ‘Why dont you have any chicken dishes on the menu?”


Followed up with ‘What animal is a ham?’"

 

Ezzinie

 

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16 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

“Pigs don’t have blood.”

My coworker trying to explain his belief that pigs dont have a heart, blood, or veins which is why they’re “white meat”.

 

DragoneerFA

 

17 That’s Not A Smart Thing To Say…

"Two grandma’s talking in France. Well, there is definitely more wind ever since the fall of the Berlin wall. They were dead serious… I heard that as a kid and I still laugh at it."

 

valerianthegreat

 



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