“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.”
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money."
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.”
“You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.”
“There is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.”
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
“Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money’ but they changed it to alimony. Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
“I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.”
"What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong."
"Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift."
“You’re not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense. This girl you met, she isn’t perfect either. But the question is whether or not you’re perfect for each other. That’s the whole deal. That’s what intimacy is all about.”
"Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves."