“This why I dont let him run the dishwasher….”
“I asked my husband to pick up disinfectant wipes and this is what he brought home.”
“My amazing better half went to the trouble of knitting me a new sweater but apparently I wasn’t supposed to wash it.”
“Y’all. I can’t. I often hold up a design to ask my husband if he can tell what it is. This one—he said, “Uhhhh…toilet?” Wut.”
“Today I was being an excellent husband by attempting to clean the house and do some washing while the wife was enjoying a lie in. Today I also completely f@#ked up by putting her phone in the washing machine. Oops!”
“Proofreading is important. Especially when apologizing to your wife.”
“Someone needed to soften some butter quickly and used the microwave…”
“Seriously who does this?!?! My husband is a j#rk.”
“When you tell your husband to put up the toilet paper, you get this.”
“Have you ever asked your husband to take a photo in front of the house with all of the pretty ferns and ended up with the neighbor’s car in the background?”
“Sure! I’ll watch a movie with you…..”
“Gary put some weed killer down a few weeks ago and then he went for a little walk around the garden….I know this as I now have a trail of dead grass footprints on the lawn.”
“Get married they said?? When you bake fresh cookies and look to see a single piece of dog food on one??? Really Mike? He fed the dogs and apparently was not paying attention. Come on!!”
“While my husband was at the store today I asked him to pick up some tampons.”
“When my husband looks for something…”
Chill man. You're right that most men are capable, but this is a joke type thing so just go with the flow
Yeah, man. I am a man and doing the cooking and a lot of the chores at home, but I am amused at this, because, you know, there ARE men like that. Especially young ones who still have to learn to care.
and #19 : that finger and her mouth have probably been jn dirtier places of each others bodies