“Food served on an iPad that’s displaying a picture of a plate.”
“Rocks, and potatoes painted to look like rocks, at a Michelin-starred restaurant”
“2-star Michelin restaurant where they serve dessert on the table”
“Butter-served on a rock in a Michelin-starred restaurant”
Comment: “Imagine your first job as a dishwasher there...”
“Beef tartare served on a wooden hand. Part of a Primus-themed menu at a Michelin-starred restaurant”
“On the menu at a 2-star Michelin restaurant...”
“At a Michelin-starred restaurant in Amsterdam, my cocktail arrived in a plastic bag.”
“This 2-star Michelin restaurant is serving seafood on rocks. I can barely tell it’s food.”
“Deserts on a log at a 3-star Michelin restaurant”
“Is this forgivable when it’s a Michelin-starred restaurant?”
“The dish was called, ‘Walking deep into the woods’ or something...”
Comment: “Harry Potter’s wand, a carrot, and some hummus?”
"Classic French restaurant with 3 Michelin stars serves up “amuse-bouches... like a Barbie-sized silicone implant” on a log."
“2 Michelin stars, but can I get a plate? Tipped over when they set it down...”
"At a 2-star Michelin restaurant"
Comment: “What’s up with the bunny sock creature? I have so many questions.”
"Michelin-starred restaurant in France. Very hard to tell which part is edible and which isn’t."
“Canapés on a brick”
Comment: “Looks like the roof of a building.”
“A vegetable cracker held by clothes pins, supported by a rock”
Comment: “Is that food or a grade school art project?”
