"My grandparents used to bicker. My grandmother generally came out on top, as she was fierier. One time though, she was asking him to do a bunch of stuff, and he muttered

“If you’d lose some weight, you could do it yourself.”

She fixed her gaze on him, and glowered “I’m thinking of getting rid of about 200 lbs of useless fat immediately…”

He replied “You’re going to cut off your foot?”"

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