"The secret is to work as a team."
"This might not be your usual super-safe ladder technique, but hey, if we take a closer look at it, it’s actually pretty ingenious."
“Ain’t nothin’ terrible gonna happen today.”
"One of my colleagues sent me this picture today..."
“First thing I saw when I pulled up onsite...”
“Secured a safe walkway, boss.”
“The safest contraption ever made, OSHA approved. Had nowhere to put the ladder while paper wrapping the wall above the window well. The ladder is also 8 years old and missing a lot of parts.”
"When it’s 10PM and there’s nowhere to rent a scissor lift:"
“You see where the left wall was sloughing off? That’s where they were working.”
“OSHA? Never heard of her. (The ladder is on the landing of a staircase.)”
“This is me about 6 years ago. We were trying to measure how deep the water was to build a cofferdam around an intake pipe.”
"Nothing to see here. Or well, almost nothing..."
"The simplest solution is most likely the best one... right?"
“While on vacation in Egypt, I called a plumber to fix the toilet. He calmly climbs out of the window in his flip flops...”
"When it comes to pruning plants, anything is possible... The sky is the limit, my friend!"
"What do you mean it doesn’t fit? Of course it fits!"