Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You (2 PICS + 17 GIFS)

Posted in INTERESTING       7 Aug 2020       2147       1

1 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“It’s hereditary” – me to my dad every time I do something dumb and he calls me out on it.

 

DonutChucka

 

2 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"My brother once drunkenly called someone a non-essential vitamin."

 

BErtNotBurt

 

3 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“You have the communication skills of an alarm clock”

 

Big-mood-energy

 

4 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"It’s impossible to underestimate you."

 

Deckham

 

5 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“Your life is so sad I got a charity tax break just from hanging out wit ya”

 

bmxstar1468

 

Izismile Video Collection

6 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom."

 

Rysilk

 

7 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"A young woman was being very rude to the restaurant staff so an old lady that overheard her said “ Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that.”"

 

eDreadz

 

8 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn’t it?"

 

Press F

 

9 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"My daughter was going to sing a song in a talent show.

Daughter to son: are you going to be in the talent show too?

Son: no I don’t have a talent.

Daughter: of course you do! Everyone has a talent! Like mine is singing.

Son: no it isn’t.

Burn"

 

callieboo112

 

10 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"My death will be known as collateral damage to this insult."

 

PM_ME_WHAT3VER

 

11 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"One of my favorite backhanded compliments is when someone does something dumb is to tell them “aww, at least you’re pretty”"

 

fatpad00

 

12 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce."

 

Doofutchie

 

13 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"Good old England, throwing out the classics. I once heard someone refer to a coffin in the most spectacular way in a sentence something like “Yer mum looks older than my Nan and she’s in a wooden onesie.”"

 

tinyywarrior

 

14 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"I heard a similar one “you look like your family tree is a ladder”"

 

generalIro

 

15 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“He suffers from a deep and abiding delusion of adequacy.”

 

manatorn

 

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16 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.”

 

RadioMedic

 

17 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

“If she was a spice, she’d be flour.”

 

_Fengo

 

18 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"A favorite of my dad’s was “of all my little swimmers, how were you the winner?”"

 

Aussie-Nerd

 

19 Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You

"My 2yo once came up to me, jiggled my belly and said “you’re so bloopy” Thanks kid."

 

HappiHappiHappi

 



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Gilbert 6 month s ago
#5 is one of Shoresy's insults in Letterkenny.
He also said "Your lives are so pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it."
       
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