Warning, These Insults Might Hurt You (2 PICS + 17 GIFS)

Posted in INTERESTING       7 Aug 2020       1970       1

“It’s hereditary” – me to my dad every time I do something dumb and he calls me out on it.

 

DonutChucka

 

"My brother once drunkenly called someone a non-essential vitamin."

 

BErtNotBurt

 

“You have the communication skills of an alarm clock”

 

Big-mood-energy

 

"It’s impossible to underestimate you."

 

Deckham

 

“Your life is so sad I got a charity tax break just from hanging out wit ya”

 

bmxstar1468

 

Izismile Video Collection

"You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom."

 

Rysilk

 

"A young woman was being very rude to the restaurant staff so an old lady that overheard her said “ Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that.”"

 

eDreadz

 

"Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn’t it?"

 

Press F

 

"My daughter was going to sing a song in a talent show.

Daughter to son: are you going to be in the talent show too?

Son: no I don’t have a talent.

Daughter: of course you do! Everyone has a talent! Like mine is singing.

Son: no it isn’t.

Burn"

 

callieboo112

 

"My death will be known as collateral damage to this insult."

 

PM_ME_WHAT3VER

 

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"One of my favorite backhanded compliments is when someone does something dumb is to tell them “aww, at least you’re pretty”"

 

fatpad00

 

"I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce."

 

Doofutchie

 

"Good old England, throwing out the classics. I once heard someone refer to a coffin in the most spectacular way in a sentence something like “Yer mum looks older than my Nan and she’s in a wooden onesie.”"

 

tinyywarrior

 

"I heard a similar one “you look like your family tree is a ladder”"

 

generalIro

 

“He suffers from a deep and abiding delusion of adequacy.”

 

manatorn

 

“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.”

 

RadioMedic

 

“If she was a spice, she’d be flour.”

 

_Fengo

 

"A favorite of my dad’s was “of all my little swimmers, how were you the winner?”"

 

Aussie-Nerd

 

"My 2yo once came up to me, jiggled my belly and said “you’re so bloopy” Thanks kid."

 

HappiHappiHappi

 



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Gilbert 2 month s ago
#5 is one of Shoresy's insults in Letterkenny.
He also said "Your lives are so pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it."
       
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