“My phone can wireless charge my toothbrush.”
“A rock working its way out of my hand after a bicycle accident over 25 years ago.”
“My generic Sudafed has Meth-Blocking Technology.”
“The scar on my hand stays clean, no matter how dirty my hands are.”
“My daughter's new doll came with a tiny phone...and the screen is cracked.”
“A double rainbow perfectly over a hill.”
“This is a 2000-year-old dog paw print.”
“We have a cooking pot made in the ussr.”
“They put rails under the benches in this park so you can always be in the shadow.”
“I got a Doritos bag full of only seasoning and crumbs.”
“It looks like there's a dog trapped in this tree.”
“The beakers in my school are so old they're made in West Germany.”
“This is what 10€ (11 USD) look like in uzbek currency (120.000 S'om)”
“My Dad carved this Welsh love spoon from one block of wood.”
“A jigsaw puzzle company called Appleone always has a single piece shaped like an apple with their puzzles.”
“This non-smoking post looks like a cigarette.”
“Space near my tire collected soil which eventually sprouted a plant.”
“This window turns everything into pixels.”
“A kfc that’s been painted green.”
“Found a 255 year old document in the wall of a house I am renovating. Looks like a deed from 1765 for a house in Burlington NJ.”
“This heart-shaped strawberry.”
“My grandma and my mom accidentally wore the same outfit to my birthday party.”
“Bulk Sriracha (8.5lbs) at my local grocery store.”
“Cactus evaporated leaving an intact ‘exoskeleton’”
“My desk notes are on a tiny shipping pallet.”
“My passport is from no single country.”
“My daughter's new goldfish has a moustache.”
“My toilet paper wrapping doubles as gift-wrap.”
“This building in NYC looks like a massive Jenga game.”
“These Tiny Doors are all over my city.”
“Zoltar fortune telling machine at Coney Island is wearing a mask.”
“Cool sword letter opener.”
“I have 1004 years left to use this nail polish remover.”
“This crooked house in my neighborhood.”
“Highly detailed mini couches at a furniture store.”
“My natural hair is brown with blonde patches.”
“I found a 90's Cup Car in my neighborhood.”
“I have a teacup made in Occupied Japan.”
“This is what happens when you put dish soap in a fountain.”
“This monkey made out of towels on a cruise.”
“The people across the street have an enormous motor driven shopping cart.”
“My drill bit got a bit hot while drilling and now it faces backwards.”
“Park bench space for wheelchairs.”
“This scrap metal predator statue at a local gas station.”
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