“I just increased my car’s value by 1 billion dollars.”
“My girlfriend always leaves the toilet roll in different places. I thought I’d repay the favor.”
“Cat + tiny rubber hands = Judgmental cat who demands an explanation.”
“My girlfriend wasn’t happy about the way I filled in her new picture frame.”
“My brother has discovered that his swim shirt holds air.”
“I’ve updated my neighbor’s mailbox. I hope they like it.”
"A joke is a good solution in any situation."
"No one will ever question again what the hero of The Scream actually saw."
“My wife has been secretly collecting pictures of me sleeping, for months. Today, for Father’s Day, I was gifted the collection. I present ’Catnapping.’”
“I was asked to be the example of ‘What not to wear...’ for our company’s new dress code policy. How did I do?”
“In my mom’s bathroom”
“My girlfriend and I have an ongoing argument about which direction the toilet paper roll should face. Today I’ve decided to assert my dominance with a padlock.”
“Do you need a hammer? Here you go buddy.”
“I decided to surprise my girlfriend with a new shower curtain while she was gone for the day. Hope I’m still home and not at work when she discovers it.”
"Only for frog drivers"
“My daughter roasted me for Father’s Day. I couldn’t be more proud.”
“I thought it was weird that someone put tape over the sign...”
“My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum.”
“I put googly eyes on my trash can and it always looks concerned when it starts getting full.”
“My friends got their wedding pictures back. The photographer had a little fun.”
“A customer asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy.”
“Someone hacked the touch-screen information boards in the main building of my university campus.”
"Doctors have a great sense of humor."
"Police officers have a sense of humor too."
"This is what growing old with dignity and a sense of humor really means."
"The postman did his best."
"Someone has very cynical neighbors."
"I sewed eyeballs on my cats' bed to make it look like a monster was eating them."
"No, thank you."
"Just a commemorative plaque on a bench in the park!"
"His sense of humor will live forever."
"They’ve got the “come and try me” face on."
"Only following the rules!"
“My boyfriend was too short to reach the top...”
“This is how my coworker left us.”
“This sign I found at an ice cream shop”
"My aunt and uncle put photos of the entire family in the toilet."
"After watching TRON, my daughter was scared I would get sucked into the computer. She saw this in the morning."
"It's office safari time."
"Last week I made a joke about my coworker being old (he's about 12 years older than me). Today he came to work with this."