“Lesson learned: Quinoa packages have a real time limit in the microwave.”
“My boyfriend tore open my moisturizer once I couldn’t pump anything else out of it and I was pleasantly surprised to see that it really was all gone.”
“My little brother let his puppy into my room and my favorite flats got mangled to death as a result. They’re from a thrift shop, so I’ll never find the same pair again.”
“The nail salon I go to doesn’t like that I get my nails done short, but I love them.”
"Necessity is the mother of invention."
“I don’t know how to style my hair or what haircut would work. It’s a ball of poof.”
“I don’t want to mess up the design.”
“I was so hungry when I was eating my fries that I bit my nail off. How did I even do that?”
“One year progress on my eyebrow shade!”
“I gave my Animal Crossing character hyperpigmentation to match my own.”
“Upcycling my face cream containers into succulent pots.”
“I actually finished a nail polish.”
"These 2 were identical before washing."
“I have a makeup remover towel for every day of the week and an abundance of time. Behold: the roll.”
“My new nail polish looks like toothpaste.”
“My hair does this weird thing where the bottom half of it curls but the top half gets frizzy and straight. Does anyone know why this happens?”
"You can never have enough beautiful underwear."
“All of the makeup I used last year”
“I just wrecked my washing machine because my toddler put little rocks in his pants. I can’t blame him and learned the hard way to always check pockets.”
“I can’t believe I wore turquoise lipstick this many times.”
"Have you ever tried to finish a beauty product like this?"
"Bonus: Men have their own little secrets too."