"My girlfriend and I were on a ski trip with my parents, and this was the first time she would be spending an extended amount of time with them. In the morning while getting ready, my dad walks out in his long johns and underarmor top, and overall tight-fitting outfit.

My girlfriend wasn’t really expecting this, and my dad caught her looking his way. And my dad, as always one to put someone on the spot (in a fun way), says “whatchya looking at?”

Without a moment’s hesitation, my girlfriend goes: “Just checking out the older model.”

Needless to say she was instantly accepted into the family."