September 4: Newspaper Carrier Day
Celebrated on the anniversary of the hiring of Barney Flaherty as the first paperboy 1883 for the New York Sun.
September 5: Be Late For Something Day
If we all agree to be late we’re all on time.
September 10: Swap Ideas Day
Collaboration is great, especially between rappers.
September 13: Kids Take Over The Kitchen Day
Get those kids in the kitchen and put them to work!
September 13: National Grandparents’ Day
Get those grandparents in the kitchen and put them to work!
September 14: National Hug Your Hound Day
Not just dog appreciation but specifically hugs. This is very important.
September 16: World Play-Doh Day
You can eat it too, but big Play-Doh doesn’t want you to know.
September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
“I’m the captain now.”
September 22: Hobbit Day
Here’s what the day looks like: Breakfast – 7 a.m. Second Breakfast – 9 a.m. Elevenses – 11 a.m. Luncheon – 1 p.m. Afternoon Tea – 3 p.m. Dinner – 6 p.m. Supper – 9 p.m.
September 22: American Business Women’s Day
For all you working women out there: we salute you.
September 24: National Punctuation Day
Punctuation is important. Period.
September 25: Hug A Vegan Day
But be careful, they bruise easily.
September 25: National One-Hit Wonder Day
I’ll take any excuse to listen to Chumbawamba.
September 27: Fish Amnesty Day
We’re giving the fish a break. For one day only. Then it’s back to fish!
September 29: International Coffee Day
I celebrate this every day.
September 29: National Biscotti Day
How convenient!
Yeah, I'm running out of reasons to hate people. Wait, eating habits...I can hate people who eat different food than me...Holle Ya!