“Warning: When it’s the morning of school photos and your son has a nose bleed all over his school shirt so you wash it but need it to dry quickly, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT believe the internet when it says you can microwave a damp shirt to dry it.”
"This dad attempted to kill a fly that was on his daughter’s phone."
"When you misunderstand a question…"
“When dad puts too much air in the ball before a game of PIG. #dadfail it sure made a loud boom!”
“I may have dropped a 12-pack on the cake at the store.”
"When you try and make a cake with your sons."
"Always plan ahead…"
“I built Maddie a sand slide. I was the catcher. I forgot… “
“That time James wanted a chicken pot pie for lunch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to brag but I’m really good at multitasking.”
“Kids decided they wanted a frozen pizza tonight so like always I popped it on the oven rack and set the timer. Well if I would have read the box I would have seen that some pizzas need to be put on a pan.”
“Attempting a unicorn omelette. Turned out more like an alien giraffe. Yikes! “
“DAD YOU ABLE TO UNDO HER HAIR TIE??” …umm yeah sure. *insert the confused look of every father of a little girl*
And this is the result! A bunch of hairs later. How can something seem so simple be such a bugger.”
“Not sure if she’s thrown herself on the floor due to daddy’s bad attempt at being funny, or coz he’s taken her bike and shes having a tantrum….needless to say, this happens alot! (The bad jokes from daddy and the tantrums!)”
“One of these was my first attempt at a pancake tonight. The other was by Poppy (aged 11)”
“#notwelldone #supporting my local restaurant now by getting take out #dadfail”
”Can’t decide if this deserves an A for effort…or a D for effort. At least he tried—ish?”
“When you leave Daddy in charge of the youngest’s packed lunch, and he mistakes an orange for an apple… #dadfail”
"Oops"
“Probably a lesson in here about not making pancakes in the dark. Thought for sure it was cinnamon. Gonna feed it to the kiddos anyway .”
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