“We can’t go in the house until she gets the door unlocked herself or she throws a tantrum.”
“My girlfriend’s 10-year-old sister’s backpack was so heavy. We open it to find it packed with what she called ‘beautiful cube rocks,’ which she picked because they were so unique.”
"Some sesame oil should make dad’s shoes better, right?"
"Looks comfy."
"My little sister, “Made more money.”"
"It’s never too early to learn to read labels."
"It’s impossible to punish a creative genius."
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