“I have a set of photos that show how I mess things up in the mornings.”
"It’s all about gravitation!"
“At first, I couldn’t understand where the system had glitched, and only after opening the sugar-basin did I understand all the malfunctions of logical operations. I need some good sleep.”
"When your mind decides that it’s high time you change your pottery set but you haven’t realized it yet."
“My bathroom cabinet gave up on life at 5 a.m. this morning and nearly gave me a heart attack.”
"When your brain plays jokes on you in the morning:"
"Great start to a Monday..."
"Well, this can happen to anyone..."
“The courier sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo.”
"When your wish to sleep is physically irresistible:"
“Well, good morning!”
"When you even fail to do automatic actions:"
“My day started with my mosquito net flying away from me. For what?”
"The cat was happy to have such surprises, indeed."
“Anyone I show this to just thinks the cat knocked over my bowl of cereal, then I have to point out what really ruined my morning.”
"The highest level of sleepiness"
“Note to self: coffee pot goes IN the coffee maker.”
"Mornings are never easy."
"When absent-mindedness is your middle name:"
“Tore apart my room, my bedding, and even flipped my mattress looking for my glasses. Then I felt something on my back.”