"Please Call Master For Help. I Am Trapped In The Corner By Vicious Beasts"
"They Were Both Sleeping 3 Minutes Ago"
"I Was Able To Capture The Raw Anguish He Felt After Losing His Bed To The Void"
"I'm Fine"
"The Real Murderer Is In Your House"
"My Cat Recently Discovered The Dog Bed"
"Poor Dog"
"My Cat Stole My Dog's Bone But The Dog Is Too Nice To Take It Back So Instead He Is Just Watching And Whining"
"“Why Is Your Dog So Afraid Of Cats?” -Everyone"
"When You Are Trapped Downstairs Because The Catto Says No Passing"
"My Cat Touching My Parents’ Dog Just To Make Her Growl"
"My Fiancée’s Coworker Sent Us An Update On The Kitten We Gave Him. Zilla Demonstrating Why We Named Her Godzilla"
"When Your Cat Tries To Drown Your Dog"
“I Heard You Were Looking For A Dog Sitter”
"I Picked My Dog Up From The Groomers And My Cat Isn't Too Pleased I Brought Her Back"
"My Big Dog Won't Pass The Cat Or Even Make Eye Contact For That Matter"
"Dog Lost Today"
"I Heard My Dog Growling And Went To Check On Her"
"My Cat Stealing The Dogs Bone"
"My Dog Is Scared Of The Cat And She Knows It"
"My Idiot Cat Performing A Sneak Attack On My Poor Senior Dog"
"My Dog Is Stuck Because The Cat Knows She Controls The Stairs"
"He Pretends To Be Nice To The Dog, But He's Really Just A J#rk"
"My Cat Thinks He's A Dog. And My Dog Is Unamused"
"Send Me The Catnip And The Dog Lives"
"My Dog Is A Saint, Cat Not So Much"
"Found An Old Series Of Pictures From When My Dog And Cat First Met. It Did Not Go Well For My Dog"
"Louie Is Begging Me, With His Eyes, To Make Allie Move"
"Caught My Cat In The Act Of Definitely Not Trying To Smother My Dog"
""Kayla Come!" She Doesn't Come, I'm Going To Check... The Still Dog That Cries, And The Cat That Doesn't Give A Damn"
"Copper (Cat) Hates It When Cooper (Dog) Tries To Play With Him"
"My Cat Sits In The Doorway To Stop The Dog From Going Inside"
"She Swatted His Head One Time"
"Seriously? Can You Please Do Something About This Hissy Bitey Thing"
"Sam Will Sit On Top Of The Dog’s Food Container, Forcing Me To Feed Him First"
"This Is An Obstacle My Dog Faces Every Day"
"Typical"
"My Girlfriend's Cat Is A J#rk To My Dog"
"The Beginning Of 18 Years And Counting Of Being A J#rk"
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