“How do you like these lamb chops on a clothesline?”
“I’d be mad if someone brought this to me in a restaurant.”
“They put my sweet iced tea in a plastic bag, and then they hung it!”
“Eggcelent fried bitterballen”
“The one vegetarian entrée at this restaurant is served inside the shell of a dead sea creature.”
“Minutes before a tragedy happened”
“At least it tasted good.”
"These noodles were rolled on chopsticks in advance."
“How am I supposed to eat this?”
“Yes, that’s ice cream in a cactus.”
“Don’t tell me what but at least tell me why?”
“We ordered maple bacon wings. This was AFTER the waitress came to ‘clean it up’ when we told her it had been pouring off the board.”
“My friend got served this grilled cheese monstrosity.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Our cocktail was served in an IV bag.”
“It’s a marshmallow. It was served on a paver.”
“I wonder how much time it took to create this composition.”
“An upside-down beverage, you’re supposed to drink with a straw from the saucer”
Exactly.
This is by far the worst.
Wow. Just wow.