Hollywood, Get At Least Something Right About Women In Your Movies… (25 PICS)

Posted in INTERESTING       24 Sep 2020       2568       9

"Live in huge, beautiful apartments when they work as underpaid journalists or small-shop owners."

 

"In films that take place in a post-apocalyptic setting, women somehow still have shaven armpits/legs, perfectly plucked eyebrows, clear skin and sometimes still wear make up! Even if they had the time/supplies to shave/apply makeup, I'm pretty sure they won't care about all that if they're fearing for their lives."

 

 

"Biggest cliché is that the vast majority of women sleep in their underwear and a tiny little top. Reality is we sleep in oversized T-shirts and that pair of leggings that have one too many rips/food stains on to wear in public."

 

"How 'fat' women, aren't fat. Bridget Jones? Not fat. Natalie from Love Actually? Not fat."

 

"25-year-old actresses are cast as high schoolers, while 35-year-old actresses are cast as mothers of high schoolers."

 

" I hate when the "ugly" person gets a 15-minute makeover and is suddenly the best looking person in the film. As a genuinely hideous person it makes me furious because there's probably someone out there who legit thinks that if I just got a makeover my face suddenly wouldn't look like a bouquet of elbows."

 

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"Friends existing to talk about your guy troubles with. Sure, my girlfriends and I talk about guys, but we also talk about philosophy and what we’re reading and things we’ve discovered about ourselves lately and our latest workout routine and whether God exists and our cats and Harry Potter...for women in our thirties there’s a lot of Harry Potter."

 

"The geeky girls in high school movies who are supposed to be ugly are still really good looking. "

 

"Women in movies are always 'cool' because they’re “not like other girls.” This is established by showing them eating chicken wings, enjoying sports, or playing video games. They do all these things in full faces of makeup wearing designer clothes."

 

"Start having an orgasm two seconds into sex. No foreplay needed, apparently don’t need to discuss if they needed a condom/if she’s on the pill, has perfectly matching underwear on for the occasion which is so nice she feels the need to keep the bra on and OF COURSE doesn’t need to pee afterwards. They just snuggle and fall asleep in each other’s arms without any need to clean up or worry about UTIs. Soooo realistic!"

 

"All women wanting babies, and those who say they don't end up changing their minds and having them anyway"

 

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"Every time they show a woman taking a shower by herself, she's always caressing her hair/body in a way no normal human being would when simply taking a shower. Also, she's usually clearly wearing eye liner and false lashes, at the very least...in the damn shower."

 

"For the love of god, put in a teenager with acne or braces or something into a film set in a high school. Teenagers are always depicted with, clear skin and fully developed. NOBODY looked like that in high school!"

 

"Working out without putting their hair up - the worst offender is She’s the Man, that final scene where Amanda Bynes plays the whole second half with her hair just whipping in her face drive me nuts. Someone would have given that girl a hair tie."

 

"The way women have to always dress ‘feminine’ even in disaster situations! Like Jurassic World – they have their main female character running away from DINOSAURS in high heels...freaking t-rexs and velociraptors and running through the jungle...but no let’s make sure she stays in her skirt and heels (and her makeup will be messy but still pretty), so stupid."

 

"Any time that women vomit in movies, it's an indication of pregnancy."

 

"I really hate how women always seem to be really skinny (and it’s not the women’s fault at all, I don’t want to shame them for being skinny) but I would like to see a woman who wasn’t necessarily plus-size (though we need more leads who are) but weighs 160 pounds rather than 120."

 

 

"20-year-old actresses are cast as surgeons, astrophysicists, history professors, etc. Unless they were baby geniuses, there is no way someone that young would have risen so high in her profession (especially considering that, because of prejudice and discrimination, it often takes women longer to climb the ladder.)"

 

"Women before the 1930's who shave their legs and armpits."

 

"Shop or get a manicure as a way to resolve their problems."

 

"Women running at almost top speed in high heels while in the real world, I can barely walk in them after a couple hours."

 

 

"85 pound women in [email protected]$$ jobs like assassins or secret agents or super heroes. You need more muscle for these big fights you win."

 

"What REALLY pisses me off is women always having perfect makeup and hair in catastrophe movies. For example, in Bird Box, the world has 'ended' four years ago and Malorie still has perfect eyelash extensions. How???"

 

"I’m sure some women definitely do this, but going to sleep with their hair down and then waking up with it still in perfect condition and an amazing sheen. I have to sleep with my hair up to be comfortable and I still wake up looking like Edward Scissorhands."

 

"It's both super fast and super terrifying. Nobody is ever counting contractions, trying countless positions to ease the pain, doing breathing exercises etc. The woman always loses her [email protected]#t from labour pain and gives up her birth plan altogether and dramatically begs for epidural, only to be told it's too late, and it's time to give birth, even though it's only been like half an hour. On that note, movies never depict the actual size of late pregnancy, even when said woman is in delivery. Everybody looks six months pregnant max."

 

"Eat food seductively"

 

"I can't even with giggly fashion montages and women acting like shopping will heal all mental wounds in the span of time it takes to max out a credit card. First of all, if I maxed out a credit card, I'd flip out and beg the store to take my purchase back, not giggle at how silly I am to spend so much money. Second, I doubt a freelance article writer in NYC can afford to twirl around in dresses all day and spend $2000 in an afternoon."

 

"That working moms are shown as being overworked, overwhelmed, and never having time for their families, and they always feel guilty leaving their kids at daycare or with a babysitter. First of all, the father is rarely depicted as feeling guilty for being away from his kids. Secondly, most working moms I know have a good work-life balance and feel fulfilled and happy with their careers."

 



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Irwin 1 weeks ago
Who cares?
       
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Hitty 1 weeks ago
obviously not you, captain obvious...
       
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Lura 1 weeks ago
Whenever you see actresses doing things to draw attention to their mouths it makes us want to stick our [email protected]#ks in there.
       
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Moss 1 weeks ago
Lura,

I’m sure you have a massive [email protected]! Care to tell us about it? 35
       
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Ernest 1 weeks ago
It is Hollywood, they have talking raccoons, trees, sharks with lasers strapped to their frickin heads and two droids nobody is looking for. What makes one think that their depiction of anything is real? 35
       
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Greg 1 weeks ago
#14 ...but Bryce Dallas Howard DID run in heels. In fact, she wore them through the whole movie on purpose, because she could handle it and wanted it to look authentic. Look it up. So before you hop on the sneer-train, check for real women getting off who aren't a crybaby like you.
       
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Selma 1 weeks ago
Kylo Ren being a masterful psychological programing of your typical millennial cry baby b*tch was pretty real. Disney’s @$$ rape of the Star Wars franchise is pretty real too. Don't get me started on Indiana Jones. 35
       
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Selma 1 weeks ago
Selma eh? Yeah watching all the gains of the civil rights movement shattered by cry baby historically ignorant low IQ retards, who couldn't tell you what civil disobedience was if their over medicated lives depended on, is pretty real too. When this is all over no one will ever be able to protest again. dash
       
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Silvester 1 weeks ago
western women complaining again buhuhu yall are literally the most privileged group of ppl in human history and still arent happy ,wich is only proof that no matter what women are never genuinly happy they love to complain yay feminism we are so oppressed not realizing yall the first group of ppl to have this many privileges

lmao women talk philosophy?yea philosophy on pretending to be oppressed and how to get men to do things for them,ask them about diogenes or machiavelli they gon think its some new name for a make up brand or cremes

"20-year-old actresses are cast as surgeons, astrophysicists, history professors, etc. Unless they were baby geniuses, there is no way someone that young would have risen so high in her profession (especially considering that, because of prejudice and discrimination, it often takes women longer to climb the ladder.lmao it does not take women longer they just lazier and get jobs over higher qualified men because their have a vajayjay its literally the oppostie lol western women live in a fantasy world
       
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