"My feet slip out from under me and I fall, face-first into the icy muck and water. The car, finally deciding it was tired of f@#king with me, jumps the curb, and, being in Drive, rolls forward. The front bumper catches me in the top of the head, just as I’m rocking back to get air… since, as I’d mentioned, the ice and slush was ankle-deep, and I’d just face-planted right into it."
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