“I turned 30 and bought a puppy. Everyone Meet Pancho!”
“I’m not going to lie, I didn’t even buy these for the kids. I bought them for myself!”
“I always wanted a promise ring. So today I went and bought myself one. I promise to always love myself.”
“This is Swatch, the graduation watch I bought for myself.”
“Yesterday, I received the gift I bought myself for my birthday.”
“I bought some slippers. I’m 27 years old. Everyone is laughing at me at home. Our cat runs as far away from me as possible.”
“Bought myself a new knife today. Cost me about $40 and it was sharp enough to come straight out of the box.”
“I’ve been saying to myself for years, ’I should buy a boat.’ Well, yesterday I bought a boat — a ‘65 Coupe DeVille. Straight as an arrow, not a ding on it. There’s some rust in the trunk pans though.”
“I couldn’t help but buy it. It’s my second day playing with it. I am extremely satisfied.”
“An early birthday gift to myself”
“A little gift for myself”
“My wife bought a dollhouse.”
“My newest plush, a birthday gift for myself”
“Just bought this as a gift for myself and my fiancé said she wants to binge-watch it with me — looks like we’ve got another Farscape fan!”
“No big deal! A little gift for myself on Children’s Day. A proper treat for a 25-year-old — it’s my first road bike!”
“Finally pulled the trigger! Bought this hunk of junk as an early thirtieth birthday gift to myself.”
“My early birthday gift to myself arrived!”
“A college graduation gift to myself! Bought these used for an awesome deal.”
“I wanted an iPhone very badly. I couldn’t wait any longer and bought it for myself.”
“My Christmas gift to myself, my first family member — welcome home, DD!”
Bonus: “A present for myself this ’Caturday’”
#11 adults with childrens cartoons tattooed on them, cringe
Idiots thinking they are too grown-up to like cartoons: Much more cringe.
I'm gonna buy a promise ring to promise myself I'll always do what I like no matter what no life haters like you think.
found the edgy brony who collects swords and watches wayy too much anime with a pillow