“I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this.”
"When the hole isn’t where you expected it to be — and the coffee ends up in your lap:"
"Ah yes, white chocolate."
"When you’re expecting a pop tart and you see this"
“Wanted to have a fat avocado for breakfast but didn’t expect it to be 9 months pregnant...”
“I paid $8 for this at the movies.”
“The way we advertise our Jack-o’-lantern pizzas vs the way I like to make them for customers”
"When you try to do something nice for the dog"
"An ergonomic dining table for the cat..."
"Empa-nada"
"Pearls of wisdom: Be cautious when ordering online."
"Yup. This is my wedding cake.”
“Was supposed to get 3 animated pumpkins, and today, the 3 on the right showed up.”
"Looks slightly smaller in the seller’s pictures..."
“The cake that we ordered vs what they made”
“Expected half but ended up with one whole pepperoni!”
"That’s some really good advertising."
“My dream bed finally arrived.”
"Plants don’t want to play the role of hair."
“Something went wrong with the size of my order.”
“Looks like you’re about to dip your feet in a bucket of soapy water and mop the floor.”
“This cost over $100!”
“Had to return this book to Amazon since it was in the wrong language.”
“I bought a foldable piano, or so I thought.”
“Don’t order from those Instagram succulent ads.”
“What is this? A work desk for ants?”
“Why, oh why can’t I learn?”
"When you want some pizza but the delivery guy doesn’t come, even after an hour and a half."
"These hanging chairs online vs what came in the mail"
"When the price is extremely low"
“What an amazing rug. It must be so nice to touch!”
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Hardly your book is it? Pretty sure that was Buddha.
People need to maybe do a lil research before being so quick to add to cart. Seriously, be an educated consumer, not a victim of your own bad judgement.
...you need a woman.