"The inside collar of my wife’s new scrubs."
"The security hut at the Igloo factory is an Igloo cooler."
"Decaffeinated owl’s eyes are only half open."
"My bag of energy bars calling me out."
"Butcher shop door handle is a butcher knife."
"My flannel has a piece of microfiber on the inside to clean your glasses."
"The title of George Orwell’s 1984 is redacted until worn off from reading."
"Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions."
"The tram in my city (Murcia, Spain) has a little mask on it."
"This table has been designed so it leaves heart shaped imprints in your carpet."
"The inside of this obliterated dog toy says “time to throw me away?”"
"This dress tag is not afraid of commitment."
"The footrest in this Jeep says “Sand Snow Rivers Rocks” in morse code."
"The Futurama boxes have 30th Century Fox."
"On the back of Black Sabbath’s Vol. 4 they thank the “great COKE-Cola Company of Los Angeles.” They were referring to cocaine. All four members had enormous cocaine habits by the time it was recorded. The song Snowblind is also entirely about cocaine."
"My tea had a Buddha on the barcode."
"This tiny ufo that crash landed on the wall of a technology museum."
"I had to replace some floorboards, so left a little surprise for whoever removes them next."
"I’ve had this belt for probably close to 5 or 6 years and I’ve never noticed this etched on the inside of it."
"These frozen ribs know that you’ll probably throw away the box before reading the instructions."