"My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With"
"Sent The Kid To School In Full Costume Just To Find Out I Not Only Had Wrong Day, But Wrong Week"
"Hat Moment You Realize You Got Distracted And Forgot You Were Playing Hide And Seek And Your 2 Yr Old Has Been Hiding For About 20 Minutes ....she Never Moved Lol"
"My Cousin's Pregnancy Brain In Action."
"Pregro Brain Strikes Again. This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Eggs In Your Waffle Batter Ooopsy. I Swear These Days My Brain Is Mush."
"Great Way To Start Off The Morning"
"Instead Of Drinking Water I Just Drank Baby Oil"
"When You Put Laundry Detergent In The Fridge"
"“Honey I Left Your Dinner In The Microwave” And They Say Pregnancy Brain Isn’t A Thing"
"I Thought Pregnancy Brain Was Fake. It’s Not. To Make Scrambled Eggs This Morning, I Cracked One Egg In A Bowl And The Other On A Plate"
"Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed"
"Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday."
"Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted. What Would Be The Best Way To Get The Plastic Off The Hypothetical Oven Rack? Or Would One Need To Just Throw The Whole Damn Oven Out?"
"Looking All Over The House For A Good While......and Freaking Out Since Already Running Late....finally Found My Damn Keys! Common Side Effect Of Parenting While Pregnant"
"Preggo Brain Exhibit A. Be Sure To Actually Put The Coffee That You Just Ground Up Into The Coffee Maker. Okay. Let’s Try This Again Hahahah ."
"Tried To Crochet My Daughter A Fish. My Pregnant Brain Thought It Was Nice"
"When You Get To Your Destination And Realise You Forgot To Take Your Slippers Off"
"Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It!"
"That Moment You Realize You're So Tired You Put Your Pants On Backwards Hahaha!"
"My Pregnancy Brain Is Going To Kill Me. I Just Cooked Air For 2 Minutes Because Of Where I Put My Taquitos. Now My Microwave Won't Turn On."
"Apple Cinnamon Cake Fail ...this Is The Result Of 12x's The Amount Of Baking Powder And Baking Soda!! In All Fairness, It Didn't Taste Half Bad!! It Literally Popped & Deflated"
"You Know You Have Pregnancy Brain When You Pull The Butter Back Out And Find This! Lol I Don't Even Know How I Am Able To Live Day To Day Anymore! Lol"
"What Do I Mean By “Apple Cheese”?!?! Someone Interpret My Shopping List Please!!!"
"It's Amazing What I Saw Once I Looked Over My Baby Bump This Morning! no One Even Said Anything To Me At My Docs Appt This Morning"
"Hazel And Lennox Look What You Did To Your Mama! This Isn't Normal!!! All Day I Was Inside Out!! Pregnancy Brain Controlling My Life!! Thank You, Christine For Letting Me Know And Snapping A Memorable Picture!"
"I'm Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain. I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen"
"Meant To Go To Walmart And Found Myself In Rosas Drive Thru Line. Lil' Freaked Out"
"So This Happened..."
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Anal would've solved all these problems!
Corinne: "You can be just like me, everyone! Poop falls right out of my body cause now it's like throwing a hotdog down a toilet, but you'll never see ME with any of those horrible things called babies!"