"Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii"
"We Tried To Make "Ladybug Rolls""
"I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It"
"My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday"
"Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen"
"I'll Never Be Someone's Bride"
"My Sister Made Some French Fries"
"My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon"
"Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine""
"Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie"
"Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry"
"Not to mention that firstly I came home late from work and drop my open sandwich in the parking lot."
"My Night After Work"
"Found The Spoon, Honey"
"Making Some Spaghetti"
"So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours"
"I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims"
"5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift"
"Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong"
"I Tried To Bake"
"Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well"
"I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today"
"Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked"
"This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour"
"Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today"
"My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake"
"Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard"
"Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said"
"Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey"
"I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish"
"When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening"
"Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes"
"A Beast Cheesecake"
"Birthday Cake Attempt This Weekend"
"Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me"
"I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19"
"Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom"
"Still Looking For An Answer On How This Happens"
"What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made"
"This Is What Defeat Looks Like"
"My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch"
"Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner"
"My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife"
"Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That""