“The world is mine.”
“Never offer a potato chip to a seagull.”
"Zero shame, zero rules, zero boundaries."
"You can’t run away from love if it chooses you."
“Horus just found a nice spot to sleep.”
“A friend got a dollhouse for the kids. The cats immediately took it over and moved in!”
“Stay away. I’m an introvert.”
“This is the second plant my son Toby has maliciously killed.”
“When breakfast is at 7:00 a.m. but it’s 7:02 a.m. and you still haven’t been fed...”
“I didn‘t let my cat go outside for a day so he just broke the cat door.”
“My brother’s dog doesn’t want to take a bath.”
“We need to talk, human.”
“Alfie likes to have a caffeine manicure in the mornings.”
“Opposoms don’t share food!”
"This cat has its own style."
“She’s not allowed on the table. Technically, she isn’t breaking the rules.”
"The seagull also left a “present” behind."
“Your work means nothing!”
“There should be only one leader here.”