"Every Girl From 2010-2012 From October To March"
"Siri? Never Heard Of Her."
"Walking On This Harrowingly Specific Bowling Alley Carpet To Go Buy Stickers From The Sticker Machine"
"Somehow Forgiving This Whole Line Of "Cool Story Bro/Babe" Merch"
"Being Jealous Of Your Friends Who Got To Watch Finding Nemo On The Way To Soccer Practice"
"Playing This Disney Channel Zack & Cody Game After Dinner In The "Computer Room""
"Watching Out Of The Box And Having Its Anthemic Theme Song Stuck In Your Head For Eons"
"Sprite Tasted Way Better In These Bad Boys"
"Looking Through These Ads On The Back Pages Of J-14 And Tiger Beat And Specifically Wanting The Sunset Dolphin Wallpaper"
"Scarfing Down Yogos, The Best Snack Ever."
"This Bad Boy That 1000% Ran Over Your Ankles"
"Aqua Pets Filled With Serotonin"
"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!"
"Filming All Of Your Early Attempts At Becoming Youtube Famous On This Thing"
"MLB Legends Ain't Got Nothing On This Kid"
"REPRESSED MEMORY INCOMING"
"And Finally, Spending Your Evenings Studying The Olsen Twins' Extensive Bibliography"
"Taking This Exact Photo, Editing It On Photobucket, And Then Tagging All Your Besties In It On Facebook?!"
"The Samsung Juke All The Cool Kids Had"
"Sporting These *Very* Leggings With This *Very* Skirt And This *Very* Undershirt And This *Very* Zip-Up"
"An Older Sibling Using These To Wreck You"
"Calling Your Friends On Your Diy Capri Sun "Cellphone" During Lunch"
"These Happy Meal Toys That Rocked"