"A Volunteer At Our Local Cat Rescue Turned On The Vacuum"
"Came Into The Kitchen To Find That My Dog Trapped The Dead Roomba With His Toys"
"Roomba Suicide In My House Last Night. It Somehow Wrapped Up Its Sensors In Toilet Paper And Headed Off The Edge"
"Received A Notification From My iRobot App. "Roomba Requires Your Attention. Roomba Is Stuck Near A Cliff"
"This Is What Happens When Your Wife Leaves The Door Open To The Pool Area. Your Expensive Robot Vacuum Decides It Wants To Meet The Pool Vacuum... Goddammit"
"The Roomba Didn't Come Home Last Night After Its Scheduled Cleaning And Is Nowhere To Be Found"
"Cat + Paint Can + Roomba"
"Apparently My Dog Thought The Roomba Was An Assailant"
"I Hear Screaming Coming From The Living Room, Only To Find My 5-Year-Old Daughter On The Floor With Her Hair All Sucked Up & Tangled In Our iLife Robot Vacuum"
"I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I tried to free her."
"Today I Got Home To A Vacuum Robot With Artistic Pretensions"
"Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running"
"Apparently I Found A Loose Thread While Vacuuming"
"So Your Vacuum Cleaner Doesn't Work"
"This Vacuum At Work Hadn't Been Cleaned In A While"
"Just Found Out I Bought Vacuum Which Doesn’t Have Any Vacuum Capabilities, It Just Rolls Around The Floor"
"Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability"
"Never Vacuum Your Keyboard"
"Not Only Did It Steal The Bloody Shower Towel It Tried To Hide Under The Vanity Thing. I Suppose It Wanted To Snack In Private"
"Roomba, The Nope Of Dog World"
"Oh Yeah... A Cliff"
"Roomba Has Gone Rogue"
"Bumped The Empty Button After Finishing Vacuuming"
"My Robot Vacuum Ate A Piece Of Chalk"
"Came Home From Dinner And Found My Vacuum Hanging On For Life"
"When The Robo Vacuum Ruins Its Perfect Track Lines Retuning To Base"
"My Buddie's Girlfriend Has A Husky And Hasn't Vacuumed For A Few Months This Came Out Of Said Vacuum After"
"Go Home, Roomba! You’re Drunk"
"It Made It Less Than A Meter From The Charger Before Asking To Be Charged Again"
"My Parents Tested Using Robo-Vac To Clean The Unfinished Basement And Apparently Left The Walk-Out Door Open"
"Started Cracking Up When I Discovered SNL’s Mr. Bill Stuck Like This In The Roomba. Poor Guy"
"Apparently My Husband Hasn't Learned How To Hide His Charger Cords From "Eva" The Vacuum"
"She sent me a message while I was at work to tell me she was having a bad day and requires assistance."
"Why I Don’t Vacuum"
"This Is What I Woke Up To"
"Note To Self: Be More Careful When Using The Vacuum Hose"
"This Is Carl. He Likes To Squeeze Into Impossible Spots And Then Sleep. This Is His Favorite Spot, Takes 2+ People To Get Him Out"
"Just My Neighbor Vacuuming His Grass
"Our Roomba Had A Run-In With Naked Barbie. Naked Barbie Lost"
"If You're 3 Years Old, Terrified Of The Vacuum, And You Dump Baby Formula On The Floor, You're Gonna Have A Bad Time"
"My Girlfriend Was Wondering Why Her Vacuum Was Not Working Anymore"
"Came Home To Find My Roomba In An Apparent Suicide Attempt"
"Just Vacuuming The Street In Front Of The 5-Star Hotel"
"Wife And Teen Daughters Said Vacuum Wasn't Working, Checked Roller Brush"
"I'm Sorry, A What?"
"The Roomba Sucked Up My Headphones While I Was Gone"
"Roomba Tried To Make A Break For It Today"
"Roomba Got My Last Roll Of Toilet Paper"
"The Cord For My Wife’s Vacuum"
"Just A Man Attempting To Vacuum A Puddle. Typical Glasgow"
"Get A Roomba So You Don’t Have To Clean Up Anymore, They Said"
"So My Vacuum Robot Got Into My LEGO Room"