"My Friend Has An Ironing Board That's Haunted By The Ghost Of Jaws"
"My Mother's Pressing Iron Fell Onto Our Synthetic Carpet And Left A Perfect Mold"
"I thought the bottom of the iron came off when I lifted the iron but it really is molten plastic"
"I Guess It Happened On Monday"
"My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother"
"After Investigating A Complaint (Smell), They Found That Guests Got High And Were Using The Hotel's Iron To Cook Dry-Rubbed Steaks"
"A Piece Of Furniture My Great Granny Used For Ironing"
"Girlfriend Turned The New Iron On Without Checking The Bottom. She Turned It Into A Boiling Plastic Spreader"
"My Steam Iron Wasn't Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits... Guess I Was Right"
"When You Put Volvic Flavoured Water In Your Iron, It Doesn't Make Your Clothes Smell Of Forest Fruits It Just Melts All The Sugar And Ruins Your Iron And Top"
"Oops. Someone Left The Iron On For Too Long"
"A Perfect Example Of Why I Hate Ironing"
"Ironing The New UK Notes... Great Idea"
"Someone At Work Accidentally Set A Hot Iron On The Table And It Melted Through"
"There Was An Attempt To Iron My Mask"
"Ripped Up The Carpet In My Room And Found The Shape Of An Iron Burned Into The Hardwood"
"Oh... Well, I Guess I've Got One Less Interview Outfit Then"
"An Iron Melted Through This Plastic Table"
"Roommate Left The Iron On"
"We Do Not Sow"
"Ummm. Well, I Need A New Iron"
"My Iron Fell And I Didn't Notice"
"Well Who Would Have Known Ties Don't Iron"
"Someone Put Sugar Syrup In The Iron"
"Dropped A Hot Iron On The Hardwood"
"The Carpet Has Battle Scars"
"Clothes Iron Fell From The Other Side"
"My House Is Littered With Evidence Of My Epic Housewife Skills. Stuff Like This"