“My husband said ‘we don’t need a dog,’ Guess who was wrong?”
“He said he had a bald man super power and I didn’t believe him.”
“Told my boss that I couldn’t come to work as the neighbourhood was on lock down. he didn’t believe me so I sent him this.”
“I told my girlfriend that it was impossible to stand a coin on its side. Turns out she was right.”
“I didn’t believe my friend when she said her sisters friend got an ostrich. They sent me this.”
“Married for 62 years but my grandpa will still pull out a road atlas to prove my grandma wrong.”
“I keep getting told I look like the Unabomber. I didn’t believe it until now.”
“I told the waitress they can’t put enough whipped cream on my waffles.”
“No one ever believes me when I tell them my address.”
“Before I left for work, my girlfriend told me that I was dressed like an old man. I didn’t believe her until this happened.”
“After 4.5 years of being told that I’d probably never move anything below my shoulders again, I finally got to take this pic.”
“Girlfriend is always telling me that my shirts are the same colour. I had to prove her wrong.”
“My friends go through great lengths to prove me wrong. Apparently there really is a pole down there.”
“My wife was mad at me for buying such a huge cat tree for our blind cat. “She’s blind. She won’t be able to climb that thing!” 36 hours later.”
"Korean students using bags of chips as a raft to show that they have too much air."
“Sold three books in two hours.”
“After months of denial and many nights on the couch I finally got the evidence to prove to my wife why she sleeps better than I do.”
“Spent 30 mins looking through the trash for this packet to prove to my girl the corner wasn’t from a condom wrapper.”
Contractor gets into a cabinet to prove that it is very sturdy.
“My friend told me that he was working security for the Dalai Lama. I didn’t believe him until he posted this on his Facebook.”
“My wife said that I couldn’t build a fence because I’m not handy.”
“My boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine.”
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I give it 6 months tops
He also could have just opened another Ramen to compare instead of going through trash for a half hour. They are meant to be.
they just started giving me sh#t about how i was jealous because he was so good looking and i kept insisting he was gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)
her parents always had a big Sunday dinner so in 1998 when he came out i knew where they'd be and this was 10 years after we broke up.
so one Sunday i went over (her family always liked me) and popped in when i knew they'd be sitting down for dinner and they invited me to stay for dinner
my now ex GF going on 10 years was there as was her sister in law and after shooting the sh#t about what everyone had been up to in the last 10 years i said to her and her sister in law "you know, you 2 owe me an apology" and when they just said "for what" i reminded them that i told them George Michael was gay and they said i was just jealous because he was so good looking with a big smile on my face.
got dirty looks from those two but laughs from the rest of the family because they all knew them two hated to be wrong about anything