“Our smoke detector caught fire.”
“What I bought today in the „american“ section in our supermarket.”
“This foam noodle looks like it's on both sides of the glass.”
“This pencil has seeds on the tip. When it’s too small to use, you can plant it and a tree will grow out of it.”
“How the snow melted from the sun made it looks like little frosty pine trees on my car.”
“Cannabis is on page 420 of my undergrad botany textbook.”
“In Autumn, my city has a public service that comes by and sucks up the leaves you rake to the curb.”
“My town’s library is under construction, so they’re using an old grocery store as the temporary library.”
“After cutting a stick of butter, the residue looks like a Winter Nature scene, stream and all.”
“These 15mg buspirone tablets can be broken into 5mg doses or 7.5mg doses depending on which side you split the tablet.”
“At the back of this Intel sticker you can see the processor architecture.”
“How they replanted this forest to smile at you in the fall.”
“Old folding fan without "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.”
“I used a paint shaker to churn butter and ended up with tiny “butter balls””
“The warning on these blinds reads like a video game hint.”
“My cream cheese made the on/off symbol on it's cover.”
“The same wooden cover on the building, but one part is under the balcony. 10 years of weather.”
“This McDonalds in New Zealand has a decommissioned plane you can dine in.”
“This huge sleeper semi I saw at work.”
“My local coffee shop recycles milk containers as carry trays.”
“The 91 Gel Pens I fully used in my final year of High School.”
“The cracks on my house formed the Van Halen symbol.”
“Flashlight attachment for 9 volt battery.”
“This moss covered stump that looks like a tiny log cabin.”
“My new snowboard was shipped in a box that was made to look like it contained fluorescent light bulbs.”
“A Lego I built when I was a kid, based off a catalog picture vs. the actual Lego set I bought 15 years later.”
“I got four sequential bills as a tip today.”
“Doritos in India come with free mobile data.”
“Chrome blue wasp I found in my backyard.”
“This convenience store’s floor is made of bottle caps.”
“My passport versus my wife's new post Brexit passport.”
“This box of handcuffs I found while walking around my apartment complex.”
“This kinetic sidewalk generates electricity when you walk on it.”
“This house built in 1947 has a built in seat for their telephone nook.”
“My pink Christmas Cactus bloomed in 4 separate colors!”
“The recycle bins in front of the 500 year old Swedish castle have been painted to blend in with the background.”
“Gas numbers all matched.”
“The size of this blueberry.”
“My son found a pink grasshopper.”
“My biggest wrenches compared to my smaller wrenches.”
“This 8' clearance post for an open-air parking lot.”
“Fire station inside a water tower.”
“Removed billboard exposed these mega roots.”
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#13
Yup, God wasn't important until the communists infiltrated the state department
yes.....I see you have a point there. maybe two.
Maybe not your style, but a great song. Thought of it the second i saw your name. Enjoy :)
Even if it was for the parking lot... Perhaps the owners didn't want semi trucks or other oversize vehicles in the lot. They have a bar over an open air lot entrance in my hometown to keep overweight vehicles out side the lot was built on top of docks.
#22 maybe someone scratched the board before it was painted?
Yes, it is!
And my car's almost perfectly, in that they are completely different.
And my car has the same color ;)