"Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying"
"Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me"
"An Assassin In Feline Form"
"He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great"
"I Am Above Reading, Peasants"
"My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth"
"My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes"
"No Regrets"
"My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad"
"I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time"
"My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536"
"My cr#ps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous."
"I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through"
"Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them"
"My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step"
"Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice"
"Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This"
"Quarantine - Day 4"
"Max Must Not Be Allowed In The Library"
"He Thinks He Has Plenty Of Game"
"This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things"
"My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash"
"Derp Eats Succulent"
"My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out"
"It's Hard To Work With A Cat Around"
"Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ"
"Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now"
"Just Why"
"Next Level"
"My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat"
"I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care"
"Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature"
"Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little J#rk"
"I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead"
"She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem"
"Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast"
"Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills"
"Spent A Week On This Puzzle"
"The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One"
"Clean Me, Hooman"
"I Like Pizza"
"My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked"
"My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding"
"I Think This Fits Here"
"He Pushed My TV Off The Stand"
"Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. J#rk"
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