"Banjo when he gets caught doing something naughty. He automatically puts himself in time out."
"Three stages of realising its bath time next."
"I made a beautiful carrot cake for my mums birthday in October.. I left the kitchen for literally 2minutes and came back to a pile of crumbs I wonder who the culprit was"
"My doberman Django chewed through his lead, now he is Django Unchained."
"This morning while my owner slept I ate 2 bags of freeze dried chicken hearts (60 or more) 2 bags of Raw coated biscuits. 1 bag of freeze dried liver. 12 dental chews size small. 3/4 of a yak chew bone. 1/4 of a 3kg bag of dry dog food. The farts are just starting...."
“No mom? I have NO idea who stole the spaghetti squash off the counter?” **Do not make eye contact with the spaghetti squash **"
"When they get quiet “no dogs were hurt” he did this to 3 cans to feed his brother chihuahua and sister yorkie."
"Me: Jäger... did you get into the cat food last night????"
"When Max first came to live with us, he was an expert kitchen burglar. He stole cakes, buns, entire loaves of bread, cocoa powder, cheeseburgers, packets of biscuits - as well as a bunch of non edibles like pizza boxes, sweet wrappers, cigarette filters, and wet wipes. We had a crash course in keeping things out of his reach. The habit is so ingrained that we still do it now, even though he crossed the rainbow bridge last month. Hope you’re eating all the chocolate cake you can, Maxi! We miss you."
"Dog- "Couch just went "Poof!" I'm as surprised as you are! If I'm being honest here..... I think the cat did it.""
"Throw back to Thanksgiving 2018 when I left the kitchen with 3 loafs of pumpkin bread and returned with less than 2"
"Idk how he managed to eat that pizza without us even knowing He gave him self up when we turned around and looked like that"
"One morning I woke up to my husky that I thought killed something outside nope just destroyed a RED lipstick on carpet￼ with no regret LOL (hey I did get the floor and her clean) oh Sookie. She’s lucky she’s cute."
"I got out of my truck to get gas. When I got back in, he said he had zero idea where my pizza slice went."
"Making stuffing from scratch tomorrow so I cut up the bread to dry out, came back 5 minutes later and poof, gone! SHE ATE TWO LOAVES OF BREAD Keeping the second batch in the oven where big chungus can’t get to it"
"I had one piece, Nina had 7"
"William can't be trusted alone with the groceries"
“But mom, Kevin Bacon jumped up on the counter... not me!”
"Ate over half of a pizza and then passed out in a food coma. I taught him well."
"Hi, my name is Luna and I missed you while you were at work."
"Someone decided to go digging in the garden and try to escape the shower. 10/10 for the guilt face though"
"My husband and I had to quarantine for 2 weeks after he got back from deployment. We spent AT LEAST one week non-stop working on this puzzle he got for our anniversary. Needless to say, we never got to *fully* finish it"
"Chester stealing toilet paper. His is so guilty and knows his not allowed stuff he will look the other way and pretend not to see you or run away depending on his mood."
"Someone got into the litter box. And it wasn’t the cat..."
"After escaping her crate, Gidget decided that the bedroom door sounded like a tasty treat.
Just to clarify, she doesn't have anxiety about being in her crate at all and actually kinda likes it in there, but i think once she got out of it she panicked cause she couldn't get back in there and the door to the room was closed, and since she could see the rest of the house through the doorknob hole she was just trying to get out there."