"Chainsaws were originally meant to be a surgeons’ instrument."
"To aid in childbirth! No joke google it."
"Bob Ross actually hated his Afro; when he started out it was the cheapest hairstyle to maintain and once he picked up some traction it was too iconic to get rid of."
"There are regulations on how much ground up cockroach may be in coffee. Not if, how much."
"Same goes for a ton of things. Flour, rice, etc. Acceptable amounts. It’s legit unavoidable."
"That anesthesia doesn’t always works. My colleague donated one of his kidneys to his brother and he experienced the entire operation without being able to move or scream. Pain and all. Took many months of therapy moving on from this."
"My parents are swingers and are now well into their 70’s."
"There are some species of butterflies that look for human blood to suck."
"My dad and I both took DNA tests for “fun” and I found out we aren’t related. 0% match."
"Cockroaches can fly at 5km per hour and can live 3 weeks without their head. They eventually die of starvation. They have a main brain in their head and also a primitive brain near their abdomen. Cockroaches also pre-date grass."
"So you know that old folks homes have the highest percentage of STDs, as they won’t have to worry about getting pregnant."
"My great-aunt started going senile and was put in a nursing home for the last few years of her life. My family kept getting calls from the management complaining she was “visiting” all the other residents, and didn’t like us saying “Good on her!”"
"Hugging dogs can sometimes stress them out."
"There was an experiment once where, every hour, a rat had to choose between getting fed or having the pleasure nerve of its brain stimulated. And the rat being tested starved every time."
"Yes, but for those experiments, they keep the rats isolated in cages with nothing else to do. So of course they choose that option all the time."
"Every year thousands of children write to Santa Clause. One of the most requested things children ask for on their Christmas lists is a dad."
"That my date of birth is exactly 9 months after my dad’s birthday."
"There are around several 2,000* serial killers in the U.S. most of them will never be caught. Also there is a pretty good chance you have walked by at least one murderer in your life, and if you live in a city like New York and you walk a lot that number goes up."
"About 98% of relationships are due to proximity. Meaning, all the relationships you’ve ever had are 98% due to you living or working close with that person."
"The strange pistachio you get every few nuts, the one that tastes a bit funny is because a navel orange worm died inside of it. Sorry."