“These kittens with perfect moustache patterns.”
"Crosswalk projected on a dirty winter road. "
"This maintenance guy’s shirt doubles as a sign."
“These words of encouragement during my furniture assembly.”
“This blob of hand cream i squeezed on my hand looks like a kitten.”
“The way all of my teeth look like canines.”
“My cat has 7 toe beans on each paw.”
"The four of hearts has five hearts!"
“This cell tower is disguised as a tree… In the middle of the desert.”
“Wrapping paper lined up perfectly.”
“I saw a Delorean on my walk today.”
“My friend’s head upside down looks like a right way up head.”
“I genuinely thought my car was hovering over the parking.”
“Fast food burger I got in Hawaii looked like it just came off the set of a commercial shoot.”
“My dog hates getting rain/wind in his eyes, so my dad got him goggles for Christmas for when they go hiking.”
“1950’s cigarettes with your inflight meal.”
“I made a very round snowman.”
“My 3D printed Julius Caesar pencil holder.”
“My grandma has framed her Bitmoji.”
“Perfectly aligned bath bubbles.”
“Due to the difference in prescription/lens thickness, my left glasses lens (-3) defogs more quickly than my right lens (-5)”
“I was given an embroidered face mask from the Japanese embassy.”
"The cat makes this statue look like Elvis."
“Beach has baskets for people to help clean up.”
“Me and my girlfriend got each other the exact same gift for Christmas.”
“My sister gave me hot cocoa with a tiny gingerbread house hanging on the cup.”
“I had to wrap a golf club so I turned it into a giant lollipop.”
“My new Illinois toll pass was wrapped in foil so it wouldn’t get charged for any tolls on its’ journey to me.”
“Cracked an egg this morning and it was a triplet.”
“I was gifted 5 pounds of unshelled pistachios for Christmas.”