“The Saturn V Lego set has 1969 pieces, which coincidentally is the year humans set foot on the moon.”
“Found in the bottom of my bag of coffee.”
“This nut milk carton has a special message for lefties…”
“My periodic table shower curtain has the element of surprise on it.”
“Thanks for the advice, hat. I shall go and give my butt to my mama.”
“Oh, thank goodness!”
“Buh-Bye”
“Found at the bottom of a fruit drink. ‘I’d hit a new low until you found me.'”
“Found this whole building a shelf. Don’t worry, I followed the instructions.”
“My plastic wrap just told me to add it to my grocery list!”
“Noticed this while making some edibles.”
“Just finished my first bottle of Whistle Pig Boss Hog VII, and noticed this message in a bottle…”
“My lightbulbs give life advice along the bottom.”
“My wife and I opened a salon. I hid this on the side of the back bar when we tiled it.”
“Champagne cork telling me not to tell you about his existence.”
“They weren’t wrong…”
“When you’re being Rickrolled silently.”
“Found this on the back of my shirt tag.”
“Smartfood got a little sassy here.”
“Inside a cardboard Camden Hells beer box.”
“Thanks for the advice, mug!”
“Thanks for the advice, salami!”
“I was so confused @ flour delivery.”
“Controller in controller camo print.”
“Did some demo at work and found a hidden message on a 2×4!”