“Sandwich only sits with my wife, but I think I found a way to beat the system.”
“Wife said she wanted a small coffee table.”
“Wife thought this would be funny. She was correct.”
“My girlfriend lent her sister the car for the day and then she got this cake.”
“I bought my grandma this hooded blanket for Christmas. Caught my dog staring at her while she made oatmeal.”
“We live in a house and there are many nuts that fall from the trees in our garden. I crack them with a kitchen door. My wife doesn’t like it and says she would do the same but feels bad for the door. I presented her with a door for nut cracking.”
“I’m missing my family. I wish we could all get together like last year. I’m there, standing hollow.”
“Didn’t have an ugly sweater for the work Zoom party and asked my wife to pick one out for me. She made one instead. Be afraid.”
“My mom couldn’t find Google Chrome so I did this.”
“My 6-foot-tall son (13) thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach.”
“I think my wife is ready for Cyberpunk 2077.”
"It’s actually a mask that helps with her eczema and acne."
“How to get everyone in the family picture”
“I got a PlayStation 5 for Christmas this year!”
“I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.”
“My great uncle is a mechanic, and for some reason, he decided to paint a propane tank in his garage into a Lego man.”
“I changed this 4 days ago. The wife still hasn’t noticed. I wonder how many days it will last!”
“Got my wife some zip-up PJs for Christmas...”
Bonus: “My wife left without saying a word this morning. This was on the headboard when I woke up.”
Ees kind of funny.