"We Have 6 Beds And My Kids Still Sleep Like The Grandparents From Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Every Night"
"My 4-Year-Old Daughter Was Watching Something On Her Tablet That Scared Her. So She Came Back With Protective Headgear"
"This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal"
"Imagination Level 100. My 2-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Pillow With Chalk, Then Laid Down For A Nap"
"Lost My Kid In Target. Found Him Here"
"Daughter Wanted A Barbie Centaur. Introducing Barbitaur"
"To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes, I Gave My Daughter A Mix Of Dolls And Toy Cars To Play With. This Is What Happened"
"Walked In On My Son Watching TV Like This. Freaked Me Out For A Second"
"This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother"
"My Son Didn't Want To Be A Tiger Or A Superhero, He Wanted To Be A Traffic Light"
"My Daughter Now Has A Special Book, Carries It Around Everywhere And Uses It For Everything. It Is The Official Mr. Boston Guide To Bartending And Drink Mixing"
"The other day she snuck it into the car and tried to take it to daycare. She asks to sleep with it, as if it’s a stuffy."
"My 2-Year-Old Cousin Is Genuinely In Love With Her Skeleton"
"My Son Is Starting His Summer Off Right"
"Not Sure If I Should Be Proud Or Concerned. My Daughter Said “He’s Got The Rona!” And Started Making Him A Coffin"
"She Was Screaming For Me To Keep Putting More In Her Shirt"
"My Daughter Always Steals Printer Paper To Draw On So For Christmas I Wrapped A Pack Of 500 Pages Of Paper. She Started Running Around Screaming With Excitement"
"Trying On Clothes With A Toddler In A Nutshell"
"My Two Kids Sitting Next To The Brand-New Couch My Wife Ordered Them"
"My 3.5-Year-Old Niece Thinks She's A Ninja"
"Went To Check On My Daughter"
"Pool vs. Paint Bucket"
"My Brother Has Discovered That His Swim Shirt Holds Air"
"My Kid Sleeps Like He Fell Down In Family Guy"
"Instead Of Just Letting Us Know Verbally She Woke Up From Her Nap, Or Opening Up The Cracked Door, She Thought She Needed To Wave At Us From Under The Door Until She Got Our Attention"
"My Daughter Thinks The Closet Looks Less Creepy At Night Like This. That Makes One Of Us"
"My Son Watching TV This Morning"
"We Caught My Girlfriend's Niece Doing This At The Mall"
"Little Cousin’s Prompt Was, “What Place Do You Want To Go And Visit? It Can Be Anywhere In The World”"
"Found This While Looking Through Old Pics. I Was A Weird Kid"
"My Friend Is Potty Training Her Kid. This Is How She Poops When She's Cold"
"Checked On My Daughter To See How School Was Going. Now Waiting For The Teachers Email. What’s With The Bat?"
"I Was Going Through An Old Family Photo Album, I Found A Picture Of Me When I Was 9"
"Took My Daughter Out For A Nice Dinner"
"Wife And I Went Out One Night And Came Home To My Son Sleeping Like This"
"Was Looking Through My Fourth Grade Yearbook And Found This"
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