"This box pretending to contain boring flour so that it doesn’t get stolen."
"My new wok has circles for measuring oil"
"This elevator has giant buttons you can push with your feet."
"This pitcher with a separate section for ice"
"A Suitcase that can measure its own weight"
"The bathroom I’m in has red/green lights above them to show if the stall is vacant or occupied."
"My new turtleneck has an incorporated face mask"
"The "One a Day Banana" pack, containing several bananas of different ripeness so that you can eat them over several days. (Korea)"
"My grandpa has a case for his sauces"
"I found a cake vending machine"
"The new house my parents bought has a secret room hidden under the stairs."
"My husband’s fully reflective iridescent rain set."
"This refrigerator has a removable water pitcher built into the door."
"They put rails under the benches in this park so you can always be in the shadow."
"The cake knife that came with my birthday cake had matches inside"
"The road reflectors in Korea are connected to the water system and double as devices to clean the road."
"My flatmate placed a mirror to get sun into their room"
"These rooftops for bicycles don’t let the saddle get wet."
“My desk fan also doubles as a clock face.”
“This shirt that I own has a cloth stitched on the inside that you can clean your glasses with.”
“My pencil has a built-in ruler.”
"The hood of this jacket comes with goggles."
“This shopping cart has a built-in magnifying glass.”
“This restroom door has a step so that you can open the door from inside with your foot, without having to touch the handle.”
"With this mug you don’t have to think about where to put your wet tea bag."
“The cutout in this bank card allows blind people to know which way up they’re holding it, so they can use it in cash machines or payment devices.”
"This measuring cup has its own scale."
“This box of dates comes with a built-in area to throw away the pits.”
“This sunblock bottle has a built-in mirror so you can see your face when applying.”
“My water cooler has a built-in pet water bowl.”
“My new king size sheets tell me which side is the long/short side.”
found the ipa hipster who thinks his beer is refined when its literally the same garbage