“Best place to put the Switch to charge?”
“My son found a piece of brick outside, put it in a Ziploc bag for safekeeping, and brought it inside.”
“He thought he was putting sugar on his pumpkin pie. It was salt. He still ate all of his pie.”
“Well, just finished building a Lego set with my oldest son. His younger brother then grabs part of the set, runs outside, and drops it down the sewer vent.”
“My little brother eats dinner in front of a picture of himself every night.”
“She asked me to hide her dolls. She didn’t specify where, but thinks I hid them in the sandbox. She’s dumping out all of her sand. They’re hiding in the dollhouse.”
“It won’t come off.”
“I see that other guy’s brother and raise my son.”
“I’m helping my mom clean out my little sister’s room and we found this ball with toys glued to it.”
“Paper clips are hard...”
“Help!! My son may be a psychopath. This is him eating a banana.”
“Apparently my child thinks an apple will charge his tablet.”
“If you have kids, check your air fryer basket for carpet scrubber attachments BEFORE turning it on.”
“I see your psychopathic banana eater and raise you my apple torturer.”
“Playing hide and seek... she thought I’d think she was a painted statue.”
“The way my brother likes to watch YouTube.”
“I got stuck in a stool in seventh grade.”
“Not sure who’s worse, my kids for not shutting the door, or me for not making sure it got shut.”
"My 2 year old daughter was pretty hungry."
"My daughters wanted to play with chalk outside. I came out to them setting up a fake crime scene."
"Kid at walmart dragging his head on the ground while mom was shopping"
"Heard my son making weird cat noises. Found him this way."
"My sister and I used to rip the heads off of Monster High Dolls and attach the head to their calves…"
"My little sister was complaining about wanting to swim but having no pool. I found her in the backyard like this."
"Yes, she put cheese in her toes."
"My little brother eats a burger layer by layer"
" “Necessities” for international travel according to a five year-old"
"Not sure how I should feel about my daughters drawing chalk outlines of each other.."
"My niece. My spirit animal."
"This child normally eats a cheese only taco, but tonight opted for a carrot only taco and she ate every bite."
"I found this collection of heads in my kids’ playroom."
"Younger son was trimming his fingernails today and decided to give one of them a crown."
"Came outside to check on my son who said he was going to take a nap. I think he’s living his best life."