"Long man kneels to watch some local football"
"Did my friend piss his pants? Nope, it's just a reflection of the chairs in the room."
"He looks stunning"
"The cherry picker's arm is, in fact, fully extended"
"My friends standing beside a rock"
"Man riding woman"
"The iPhone Nano"
"The sun did us good"
"Grandma is now a butterfly..."
"My broken car antenna looks like a half sunken boat."
"Believe it or not, the person all the way on the right is not the one being held here."
"I’ve heard Duncan was soft spoken but..."
"Photo my friend sent of the hotel he’s staying in. Took me a while"
"I thought the chair was broken."
"Boy, this traffic is ruff"
"Invisible Man?"
“The mirror reflection spooked me this morning.”
“My horse looking like her head has been stuck onto 2 sticks...”
"This girl’s real teeth could easily be mistaken for a vampire’s."
"The lamp reflected in these lenses creates a peculiar optical illusion known by many."
"This is not a cobweb or foam on pasta. It’s mold on pasta."
"No, it isn’t a desktop mouse with water drops on it, it’s a dirty eggplant with dried drops."
"This fence is smoking, not because it’s burning, but because it rained the day before and the heat is drying it out."
Cat's name is Dasha.