“My 13-year-old nephew packed his stuff in a shoebox to come to our house this weekend. ’Suitcases are too big,’ he said.”
“My son found a piece of brick outside, put it in a Ziploc bag for safekeeping, and brought it inside.”
“My 4-year-old gave my 1-year-old bags of baby wipes while we were still asleep. 5 bags worth...”
“Stole one of these candies from my kid’s Christmas stash and learned the hard way they’re actually individually wrapped soaps.”
“Here’s how my daughter cuts cheese.”
“Today my daughter learned to play hide and seek.”
“Looked up to see my daughter’s snowsuit drying and nearly had a heart attack.”
“Next time you hear someone talk about having kids, show them this.”
“My little daughter had to draw the wings and feet of the dragon as homework.”
“Why do we need mirrors when we reflect on our kids?”
“This is what happens when you have a son and a daughter.”
“My boy’s reaction to me putting lettuce in his lunchbox”
“I got a new coat for Christmas and my toddler got some new markers.”
“My son said he was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand...”
“My daughter learned how to write her first word and etched it into my dad’s chair that’s been in the family for years.”
Bonus: "The dogs learned how exhausting it is to have 3 young kids in the house for 10 days."
It's a good temporary fix. The oils in the wallnut will darken the scrathed, raw wood, without darkening the the rest. It won't last long tho, and the scratches will still be visible (albeit less so).
What? Girls don't play with dinosaurs too?
What a weird thing to apply gendering to.