“Looks like I blued myself. This is going to be my look for a while”vv
“I sneezed while curling my eyelashes.”
“I bought some ‘accent’ lashes. They look so natural.”
“When your nail does this for no apparent reason and then gets stuck EVERYWHERE.”
“What I requested and what I got. Cost me $150. I’m going to get my hair fixed elsewhere.”
“My daughter spilled nail polish remover on the table.”
“What my mom ordered my wife for Christmas vs What arrived”
“Hey, can you grab a cool IG-style pic of me walking straight into this wave? Thanks, buddy...”
“Was excited for everyone to have some cookies, but then I looked into the oven...”
“The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10-year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary.”
“If you have ever ordered a bra online that doesn’t fit properly cause the padding makes it all uncomfortable, stiff, and bulgy, do this!”
“Wore a shower cap overnight so my freshly dyed hair wouldn’t stain my pillowcase. Got dye on it anyway. Guess I have a ’freshly dyed’ set of bed linens now...”
“When you’re 5’1” but still think it will look the same on you as it does on the model..."
"Got a new curling iron, guaranteed to not snag!"
"My sister’s makeup bag after my dad accidentally sat on it…"
"Accidentally knocked my makeup sponge into my wine"
"Was excited for everyone to have some cookies, but then I looked into the oven…"
"Found an old makeup primer that is roughly ten years old. This is the old size compared to the size they currently sell – 30ml to 12ml. Same price."
"My friend wants to go to school to be a hairdresser, I let her practice on my hair…"
"The dress ordered vs. the dress received"
"Cats knocked over every single one of my makeup brushes this morning… into their freshly shat in litter box :))"
"Decided to get my hair done professionally after doing it myself for 3 years. What I asked for vs what I got. Can’t wait to spend my whole weekend fixing it."
"Wore a shower cap overnight so my freshly dyed hair wouldn’t stain my pillowcase. Got dye on it anyway. Guess I have a ’freshly dyed’ set of bed linens now…"
"Finally managed to open one of these impossible-to-open-without-nails bath bombs only to discover it came with reinforcements…"
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