"Complete the stack of games I don’t have time to start, complete the stack of books I’m too busy to read."
"I’d probably save that pill forever and use it on one of those rare but miserable times where I have to drive late at night.
Not very exciting, I know."
"Maybe find a spare hour in the day where my kids leave me alone long enough to finally have sex with my husband!"
"Probably procrastinate more."
"Learn to play guitar and paint."
"Organize my entire house."
"Hell no, I sleep to escape."
"Yes, read more, study more, meditate more, definitely watch the stars more, finish my big @$$ backlogs of games…"
"Watch all Terminator movies I heard they were good"
"Work a second job so I can retire in half the time. Have the freedom to do things like travel and make decisions solely based on my wants rather than my needs."
"The beauty of having 8 hours for work, 6-8 hours of dad time, and 8 hours of video game time would be amazing."
"The pandemic has shown me that lack of time is not why I don’t get things done. What I need is a pill that fixes my procrastination."
"I would get completely caught up on laundry"
"Two chicks at the same time."
“What do you mean we have to work 20 hours a day now, how will we be able to sleep?”
“Didn’t you hear about ‘the pill’?”
“Yes but I want to sleep and the pill costs $500 a pack with 5”
“I don’t make the rules”
"The first thing I would do is make sure my boss never finds out about it."