"Nothing like chicken Feet"
"Calm down bro, it’s just a little pizza grease."
"Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Literally."
"And this customer who left this for the woman who waited on him instead of a tip."
"Every day this lady walks her dog and throws its poop in the same tree."
"Woman casually taking a walk with her Bengal Tiger in one of the fanciest malls in Mexico City."
"Sweet home Alabama"
"The fact they even needed to put this sign up."
"Getting back to my seat after a bathroom break"
"These people seriously trying to cut in at the last moment."
"The way my grandmother eats pizza"
"And this monster who took one bite out of each of these glorious donuts."
"This was posted in as restaurant facebook group"
"Don't even get me started on the people that test spray paint like this"
"Not one, not two, not three, but four!"
"The beach near my house after the tourist left"
Act like you stumble when the other kids turn around in order to blame it on the elevator malfunctioning when the kid tries to tell on you, compliment them on their balance at the same time..
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no witnesses....and the kid will have learned several lessons.
Neh dude, security cameras are everywhere nowadays not to mention cellphones. The second you touch any of the little sh#ts rest of them will whip their phones out and start filming the "creepy, angry guy who did horrible things to them for no reason at all" - your life will be ruined and they will laugh all the way to the bank where they will check in their compensation they gotten from you.
Also "Elevator car call cancellation" is a thing that could exist in most "modern" elevators - if you press the button one or twice more depending on the manufacturer and implementation. Just cancelling the calls would be annoying but not as annoying for the doors to open/close on all of the floors and nowhere near as annoying as having to explain to your loved ones Why you are being taken away by the police.
She's standing on chicken meat for sale. You wanna eat the feet meat?
@ Calvin, that picture has been shown before & it is horrible. Most of those are long gone by now thanks to the pandemic.
Russell,
She's standing on chicken meat for sale. You wanna eat the feet meat?
@ Calvin, that picture has been shown before & it is horrible. Most of those are long gone by now thanks to the pandemic.
*Insert joke going over your head meme here*