"My Dog Chewed A Hole Through His Towel And Stuck His Head Through It. Now He Wears It Around The House Like A Poncho"
"She Looked Guilty For A Split Second, Then Continued With Her Rampage"
"This Cat Is Destroying A House. A Doll House"
"Apparently We've Adopted The Koolaid Man"
"My Dog Made Himself A Perfect Costume By Destroying His Stuffed Cow"
"Friend Of A Friend's Pooch Dragged The Sprinkler In Through The Doggy Door"
"It Was The Cat, I Tells Ya"
"How Could You Be Mad At Her With Eyes Like Those"
"Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower. Walked In On This"
"He Looks So Innocent You'd Think The Vase Broke On Its Own"
"This Isn’t What It Looks Like..."
"These Three Naughty Dogs Destroyed A Packaging Of A Colorant Powder. Fortunately, The Powder Was Edible"
"Dog Chews £80,000 Aston Martin"
"This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things"
"I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead"
"Throne Of Destruction"
"She Chewed Up Her Red Holee Roller Ball And Now Our Mask Collection Is Complete. We Finally Got One In Every Color"
"Describe Your Cat In One Picture"
"He Has Become A Plant"
"Just Came Home To This And I Don’t Even Own Chickens"
"Dad, I’m Not Real Sure How To Say This But I Screwed Up... I’m Sorry"
"Hey Mom, I Opened The Door For You"
"Not That I Can Go Anywhere Anyway"
"Accidental Renaissance, Cat Edition: Destruction Of The Cardboard Tunnel"
"Destroy The Outsider"
"I Wonder Who Tore Down The Blinds"
"I Took Care Of Your Bills!"
"Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours."
"Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them"
"This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed"
"Halloween Decoration. Totally Worth It"
"Ripped The Curtains Down, Looked Me Directly In The Eye - And Started Playing With Them"
"Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill"
"What’s This? Something You’re Working On?"
"All I Wanted To Do Was Make A Depawsit To Buy More Treatos. Not Sure Why My Puppy Eyes Didn’t Work In Dis Situation"
"My Cat Has Strategically Chewed A Hole For His Head In His Favourite Cardboard Box"
"That Took Much Effort"
"That One Time My Dane Tried To Convince Me She Was On Cloud Island And Didn't Destroy Her Bed"
"To Make Matters Worse, This Place Was A Rental"
"Found This Old Picture Of My Dog And God Am I Happy She Doesn't Do Stuff Like This Anymore"